Target board

I walked into a firing range.

Chamber 1

Firer no. 1: Angry Boss

Firer no. 2: Irritating Customer

Firer no. 3: Tantramic Colleague

Firers! Magazine of 5 rounds, load and ready...

100 metres, foxhole position, watch your front...

I morphed into a figure 11. The biggest possible human target in the range. Angry boss hurled abusive instructions to me. One round in my chest. Irritating customers fired another into my thigh. Help, I can't run. Tantramic colleague gave me a headshot.

Unload, check clear...